iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

deanpraying:

strangeparking:

What anon messages should look like on halloween:

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make tumblr staff find the thing

genderfluid-robot:

cyberjock:

looking for someone to pay me for being average at videogames

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taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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timid-crescendo:

rebornica:

accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends

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accidentally saying something mean to anyone

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australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

deansass:

snarkydean:

but if you sell your soul to a demon in return for being immortal do you just become soulless after a decade?

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LOOPHOLES

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”