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connofranta

connofranta:

I asked Siri to tell me a story and she got into some deep story telling shit

tastefullyoffensive
fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

(via mybloodysunshine)

emmugh

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

condemnedcas

condemnedcas:

sexual orientation: the lowest decibel of dean winchester’s voice

(via green-circles)

sorry

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(via fake-mermaid)

oloris

(via lolsofunny)

sebastiandebeste

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

e-bae

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via sniffing)

massacrechips
tyleroakley:

sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

tyleroakley:

sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

m-eg

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(via fake-mermaid)

bowel-city

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

iraffiruse

sodamnrelatable:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(via mynameschai)