follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

whoredinarygirl:

if you think that i’ll stay on my laptop all day in my underwear you would be 100% right

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

griffinilla:

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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officialwhitegirls:

people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s 

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight